Got an un-controllable tapping in your foot?? Thats just da blues, man!
Here's a little song we've done that's dedicated to the man who built a big boat out of wood,
stuffed two of everything alive in it and called it an ARK.
This one's going out to you Noah. Maestro - one two, a one two three four..
God told Noah to build that ship
Noah was a moron but his wife was quite hip
She thought him mad when he drew up some plans
Nice new carpet and some ceiling fans
He took some wood and a pot of glue
Nailed it all together and hoped it would do
He took some camels and he took a goat
And with a shoehorn squeezed them into his boat
Rain rain splash splash dribble squirt (x3)
Do that Noah blues
The time had come to get the zoo onboard
A big grumpy badger and a cow called Maude
A stack of chickens and a crate of sheep
A five smelly pigs all riding a jeep
They had a problem with the big carnivores
Hungry lions with some really big jaws
Everything was ready accept no rainwater
Noah's wife was complaining and so was his daughter
Do we have a llama (yes we do)
Do we have a goose (yes we do…)
Do we have a cat…chinchilla… elephant… giraffe…rhino… sealion
(get out you can swim)… flamingo…village people…snake… bat…owl…apes…
When it started to rain all the people did cry
But inside the boat it was hot llama pie
As for veg it was seaweed stew
It made me sick and the rest of my crew
It threw it down for a thousand years
My wife kept on moaning so I blocked up my ears
It rained down heavy then it rained some more
I feed the pets then they poo on the floor
Plop, plop squish squish slip oooooo (x3)
Do that Noah blues
Then after ages the sky turned blue
God had stopped it raining - yep he said he was through
I sent a bird out to look for some shore
It never came back so I sent out some more
And then one day, a pidgeon came back
It brought a twig that was covered in cack
Sorry for that line it must be deplored
But the wife she kept on moaning so she went overboard
Nag nag nag nag splash Oiii!
Do that Noah blues!!!
Now what's the point of singing this song
It wasn't too short and it wasn't too long
I guess we could say that it's all about God
You might be quite cool or you might be a spod
But some folks won't listen at all
They're the ones who will stumble and fall
So if he calls you don't turn away
'Cos you'll stand there face to face soon enough one day
Rain rain splash splash dribble squirt
Plop, plop squish squish slip oooooo
Nag nag nag nag splash Oiii!
Do that Noah blues!!!!