Name

THIS IS A PLAY ABOUT THE CITY OF SOMEWHERE
Style
A Street drama with a mummers play feel to it. The crowd in the drama do actions to accompany the comperes and to bring the play to life.
Background & Philosophy
A crowd stopper. This sketch was performed in Market Drayton on a market day in 1997. The market stall holders applauded! If you are going to stop people in the streets, give them something worth watching. Don’t do sketches badly!. MATTHEW 4 v1-11, JOHN 3 v16, REVELATION 1 v18, 1 CORINTHIANS 15 v55.
Timing
Not longer than 10 Minutes
Requirements
No real props are required but carnival heads for the two main characters and costumes for the crowd let the people walking by that something different is going on.
Number of Players
Two comperes who can shout. A Devil and a Jesus and a crowd.
This is a play about the city of Somewhere
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Narrator 1 |
Ladies and Gentle-men |
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Narrator 2 |
We’ve a story to tell |
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Narrator 1 |
It’s not a long one |
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but it is about heaven |
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and it is about hell. |
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The fair city of (Wherever) |
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was a fair town for sure |
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Narrator 2 |
The (wherever) people on Wednesdays |
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into the Market would pour |
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people from the east ( people pointing each direction) |
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and people from the west |
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from the North and the South |
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would their hard earned money invest…( ker-ching) |
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Out ont’ market stalls were goods of every kind |
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a bit of this |
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and a bit of that, |
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almost anything, one could find |
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in a place that was full o’the joys of spring… ( deep breath in) |
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a place were the people were always keen to sing (laaaaaa!) |
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and sing they did, and dance as well ( dance) |
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and they danced before heaven |
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Narrator 2 |
they danced before hell |
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Then one cold day a stranger arrived |
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with a stench on his breath |
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and a fear in his eyes |
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he played them his drum |
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they thought him right clever |
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he said that his drumming was what brought em good weather |
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His looked at the sky… |
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he looked at his drum |
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Narrator 1 |
he laughed at the people |
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and then drumming begun |
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he played the drum fast (fast drum) |
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he played the drum slow ( slow drum) |
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and wherever he played the people would go |
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he played from the charts and he played them songs old |
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they never saw the snow |
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never noticed the cold |
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‘cos the people were dancing |
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and never noticed how torrid |
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the tune had become before |
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he froze them all solid ( waves stick and people freeze) |
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Ole devil one horn gave a shriek of delight |
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his face glowed red |
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he laughed at the people |
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trapped in their icy bed |
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O what a calamity |
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what a to-do |
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what could be said |
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for this town in a stew |
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The ransom was set |
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A life without blame |
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Without this as payment |
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the ice would stay the same |
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Ole one horn looked around |
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No offers were made |
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he thought that (Wherever) |
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had become his loyal slaves. |
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But just then a rustle |
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just then a commotion |
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a stirring beyond the planets |
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a force above the oceans |
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This man was different |
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because he was pure |
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This man was Jesus |
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could he be this towns cure? |
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The devil was angry and drew out his knife |
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he breathed murderous threats |
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and then took Jesus’ life |
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the blood from his body was spilt on’t floor |
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but the warmth of his love |
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caused the frozen ice to thaw |
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The people were revived the people were set free (hurrah!!) |
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the evil ole one horn their opened eyes could see |
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"you don’t love us!" |
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"in fact you are bad!" |
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"it’s only through your lying that we in ice were clad!" |
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What could he do |
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He could say |
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All he could do was get down on his knees and pray |
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His power over the town |
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His power over sin |
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was broken in pieces |
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and thrown in the bin |
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The eyes of the people |
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were opened so wide |
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Narrator 1 |
they saw for the first time |
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how they’d held on to pride |
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Narrator 1 |
their confidence in man |
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and belief in themselves |
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had only been lies from the Devil himself. |
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They danced in the warmth now the ice was gone ( dance around happily) |
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But what has become of the victor who’d won? |
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The victor who’d suffered in a crown of sharp thorns |
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who’d the butt of the liar with less than two horns |
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They turned to the spot were the hero had lain |
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No sign if the victor who’s body was slain |
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They looked him hard and they looked for him long |
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but no trace was found for a funeral song |
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Just then some thunder |
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Just then some wind |
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the stone walls exploded |
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and as the smoke thinned |
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out from the tomb the hero did come ( hurrah) |
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his eyes were like fire |
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and his hair like the sun |
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The truth of it is, He’s God’s only Son |
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Think of it all |
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All watchers listen out |
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The victor was Jesus |
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His name carries much clout |
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It’s hard to imagine - so try and think straight |
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That one day you’ll stand there and knock at the Gate |
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Know thee Jesus? Asks Peter |
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and answer indeed |
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The question to you then is |
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who’ll follow His lead. |
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Three boos for the liar ( boo boo boo) |
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Three cheers for the winner. (hurrah hurrah hurrah) |
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If watching this play has made you quite curious |
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The truth that you’ve seen here it challenges the spurious |
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It challenges the lies that we all hear so often |
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So come to the cross and you’ll feel your heart soften |
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Come for a chat |
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Or come for a natter |
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If you walk on by you’re as mad as a hatter |
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