Name

THIS IS A PLAY ABOUT THE CITY OF SOMEWHERE

Style

A Street drama with a mummers play feel to it. The crowd in the drama do actions to accompany the comperes and to bring the play to life.

Background & Philosophy

A crowd stopper. This sketch was performed in Market Drayton on a market day in 1997. The market stall holders applauded! If you are going to stop people in the streets, give them something worth watching. Don’t do sketches badly!. MATTHEW 4 v1-11, JOHN 3 v16, REVELATION 1 v18, 1 CORINTHIANS 15 v55.

Timing

Not longer than 10 Minutes

Requirements

No real props are required but carnival heads for the two main characters and costumes for the crowd let the people walking by that something different is going on.

Number of Players

Two comperes who can shout. A Devil and a Jesus and a crowd.

This is a play about the city of Somewhere

 

Narrator 1

Ladies and Gentle-men

Narrator 2

We’ve a story to tell

Narrator 1

It’s not a long one

Narrator 2

but it is about heaven

Narrator 1

and it is about hell.

Narrator 2

The fair city of (Wherever)

Narrator 1

was a fair town for sure

Narrator 2

The (wherever) people on Wednesdays

Narrator 1

into the Market would pour

Narrator 2

people from the east (people pointing each direction)

Narrator 1

and people from the west

Narrator 2

from the North and the South

Narrator 1

would their hard earned money invest…(ker-ching)

Narrator 2

Out ont’ market stalls were goods of every kind

Narrator 1

a bit of this

Narrator 2

and a bit of that,

Narrator 1

almost anything, one could find

Narrator 2

in a place that was full o’the joys of spring… (deep breath in)

Narrator 1

a place were the people were always keen to sing (laaaaaa!)

Narrator 2

and sing they did, and dance as well (dance)

Narrator 1

and they danced before heaven

Narrator 2

they danced before hell

Narrator 1

Then one cold day a stranger arrived

Narrator 2

with a stench on his breath

Narrator 1

and a fear in his eyes

Narrator 2

he played them his drum

Narrator 1

they thought him right clever

Narrator 2

he said that his drumming was what brought em good weather

Narrator 1

His looked at the sky…

Narrator 2

he looked at his drum

Narrator 1

he laughed at the people

Narrator 2

and then drumming begun

Narrator 1

he played the drum fast (fast drum)

Narrator 2

he played the drum slow (slow drum)

Narrator 1

and wherever he played the people would go

Narrator 2

he played from the charts and he played them songs old

Narrator 1

they never saw the snow

Narrator 2

never noticed the cold

Narrator 1

‘cos the people were dancing

Narrator 2

and never noticed how torrid

Narrator 1

the tune had become before

Narrator 2

he froze them all solid (waves stick and people freeze)

Narrator 1

Ole devil one horn gave a shriek of delight

Narrator 2

his face glowed red

Narrator 1

he laughed at the people

Narrator 2

trapped in their icy bed

Narrator 1

O what a calamity

Narrator 2

what a to-do

Narrator 1

what could be said

Narrator 2

for this town in a stew

Narrator 1

The ransom was set

Narrator 2

A life without blame

Narrator 1

Without this as payment

Narrator 2

the ice would stay the same

Narrator 1

Ole one horn looked around

Narrator 2

No offers were made

Narrator 1

he thought that (Wherever)

Narrator 2

had become his loyal slaves.

Narrator 1

But just then a rustle

Narrator 2

just then a commotion

Narrator 1

a stirring beyond the planets

Narrator 2

a force above the oceans

Narrator 1

This man was different

Narrator 2

because he was pure

Narrator 1

This man was Jesus

Narrator 2

could he be this towns cure?

Narrator 1

The devil was angry and drew out his knife

Narrator 2

he breathed murderous threats

Narrator 1

and then took Jesus’ life

Narrator 2

the blood from his body was spilt on’t floor

Narrator 1

but the warmth of his love

Narrator 2

caused the frozen ice to thaw

Narrator 1

The people were revived the people were set free (hurrah!!)

Narrator 2

the evil ole one horn their opened eyes could see

Narrator 1

"you don’t love us!"

Narrator 2

"in fact you are bad!"

Narrator 1

"it’s only through your lying that we in ice were clad!"

Narrator 2

What could he do

Narrator 1

He could say

Narrator 2

All he could do was get down on his knees and pray

Narrator 1

His power over the town

Narrator 2

His power over sin

Narrator 1

was broken in pieces

Narrator 2

and thrown in the bin

Narrator 1

The eyes of the people

Narrator 2

were opened so wide

Narrator 1

they saw for the first time

Narrator 2

how they’d held on to pride

Narrator 1

their confidence in man

Narrator 2

and belief in themselves

Narrator 1

had only been lies from the Devil himself.

Narrator 2

They danced in the warmth now the ice was gone (dance around happily)

Narrator 1

But what has become of the victor who’d won?

Narrator 2

The victor who’d suffered in a crown of sharp thorns

Narrator 1

who’d the butt of the liar with less than two horns

Narrator 2

They turned to the spot were the hero had lain

Narrator 1

No sign if the victor who’s body was slain

Narrator 2

They looked him hard and they looked for him long

Narrator 1

but no trace was found for a funeral song

Narrator 2

Just then some thunder

Narrator 1

Just then some wind

Narrator 2

the stone walls exploded

Narrator 1

and as the smoke thinned

Narrator 2

out from the tomb the hero did come (hurrah)

Narrator 1

his eyes were like fire

Narrator 2

and his hair like the sun

Narrator 1

The truth of it is, He’s God’s only Son

Narrator 2

Think of it all

Narrator 1

All watchers listen out

Narrator 2

The victor was Jesus

Narrator 1

His name carries much clout

Narrator 2

It’s hard to imagine - so try and think straight

Narrator 1

That one day you’ll stand there and knock at the Gate

Narrator 2

Know thee Jesus? Asks Peter

Narrator 1

and answer indeed

Narrator 2

The question to you then is

Narrator 1

who’ll follow His lead.

Narrator 2

Three boos for the liar (boo boo boo)

Narrator 1

Three cheers for the winner. (hurrah hurrah hurrah)

Narrator 2

If watching this play has made you quite curious

Narrator 1

The truth that you’ve seen here it challenges the spurious

Narrator 2

It challenges the lies that we all hear so often

Narrator 1

So come to the cross and you’ll feel your heart soften

Narrator 2

Come for a chat

Narrator 1

Or come for a natter

Narrator 2

If you walk on by you’re as mad as a hatter

 

 

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